While, based on my own alone behavior, I’ve always assumed women take the cake on disgustingness, crowdsourcing the men in my life made me realize we’re actually pretty tame in our behavior.
Couples are gross in their relationships, women are totally disgusting in the stuff we do when we’re alone, and yes, dudes, too, are pretty nauseating when they’re left to their own devices.
As much as we like to pretend we’re perfectly clean and sterile little flowers that always smell good and always behave appropriately, we are not. In case you haven’t noticed, human beings are gross.
